Women's clothing

I use the term women's clothing in the full sense of the word.  Clothes made for the fuller figure.  You know, the pudgy girl's wardrobe?  The stigma that is associated with the "W" behind a size.  Yes, even I've had to look there but I think the thing that bothers me the most is the design concepts in the attempts to make us full-figured gals look at least in initial appearance "slimmer".  I have a white dress shirt, a blouse if you will that has darts stitching into it for this slimming effect.  I think the only reason I may appear to be smaller is because you are more drawn to the beginning of the darts stitched into this shirt.  Do you know why?  Because they are in the perfect location to insinuate nipples. Yes, lucky me.  That's all I see when I look in the mirror. 

2011!

Wahoo!  Here's to be a little more proactive on blogging!  Do I hear glasses clinking???

diapers and crayons

One has to wonder of the capabilities of a nearly two year old and what really runs through their minds...Marshall didn't want to take a nap yesterday.  That was quite obvious.  He stayed up and talked and talked and talked and apparently at some point in time decided to throw teddy and his diaper out of the crib.  Yes that's correct kids, his diaper.  He apparently took it off and chucked.  I was sitting for a friend yesterday and received this text message,
  " Your son has taken off his diaper and thrown that and his bear at the door.  He is sleeping bottomless."

yeah...kids will be kids but let me tell you, this one is ALL BOY!

As if tossing his diaper wasn't enough, he decided that he needed to let his inner Picasso out and began coloring on my banister with red gel crayons.  This weekend washable crayons will be purchased and he will ONLY be allowed to use those from this point on.  Don't want to stifle a two-year old's creativity but my white walls shant be a canvas...

Let's get it started now!

Welp,
I've had a blog in the past and failed to keep it current.  Since beginning that blog, I have had another child.  Both of my children are my pride and joy.  This blog is about them and their antics.  Most of the stories are funny.  My whole plan is to have these stories logged so that I can remember the good times I have with my kids.  I am usually the one behind the camera and that is for several reasons.  I don't like photos of myself and frankly I'd be directing anyway, so I might as well take the pictures.


So buckle your seat belts and hang on.  And remember if you can't be good, at least be good at it~